You Tell Don Lameo That I Dont Never Ever Want to See Another Shark in This Reef Again

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• [Lenny accidentally eats Oscar]

  Oscar : Don't... swallow!

  Lenny : Oscar?

  Oscar : No, it'south Pinocchio - of form it's me! Why did you practice that?

  Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...

  Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you pace on somebody'south fin at the theatre! Yeah, that'south "sorry"! "Deplorable" is when y'all enquire somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's but fat! No, this is every bit far abroad from "lamentable" as you tin perchance go!

  Lenny : Oscar, I call back I'thou gonna puke...

  Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and deadening!

• [Angie becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous afterward seeing Oscar and Lola osculation on television]

  Angie : Just tell me, Oscar, 'crusade I'chiliad curious - why practice you think she'due south interested, huh? Practise yous think, for 1 infinitesimal, that she would fifty-fifty be WITH you lot if you weren't the rich and famous Shark Slayer?

  Lenny : [trying to arbitrate] Awww, you lot guys, please don't fight...

  Angie : Are you that blind?

  Oscar : At least she treats me like I'm somebody!

  Angie : Yeah, well would she dearest you if you were nobody?

  Oscar : NOBODY loved me when I was nobody!

  Angie : I DID!

• Oscar : Hi, I'chiliad Oscar - you might call up you know me, but you take no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the manner the other half lives! Check it out, I got my sixty-inch high-def plasma TV with vi-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for i of those days when y'all're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD School, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!

  Shortie #one : Yeah, like coin!

  [Camera zooms out to bear witness Oscar standing in front of billboard ad]

• Oscar : Sykes, shut up! SHUT Upwardly!

  Sykes : Hey, that'due south skilful. That's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Close up. Oh, kid, he wants to talk to you.

  Oscar : [Whispers] No. I'm non here. I'thousand not here!

  Sykes : Aye, he's right here.

  Oscar : [Sykes gives shellphone to Oscar] Hello?

  Don Lino : [on phone with Oscar] Close up? Close up? Y'all don't tell *me* shut up, I tell *you* close up!

  Don Lino : [hears phone dialing]

  Don Lino : What?

  Luca : Hullo, how you doing? I'll accept a big pie, everything on it, anchovies, meatballs, mushrooms...

  Don Lino : Luca!

  Luca : Oh... Uh, hi, Boss! What're you doing working at a pizza joint?

  Don Lino : [shouts] Get off the phone!

  Luca : Simply I'1000 hungry.

  [hangs up]

  Don Lino : [sighs] My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer. They're going to tear you fin from fin!

• Oscar : Think what Angie said. Call up what Angie said. What did Angie say?

  Angie : [in Oscar's listen] Dreams can start out pocket-size. Yous just gotta... bet it all. Bet it all!

• Crazy Joe : At present that yous live in a big penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?

  Oscar : Crazy Joe, that's a billboard.

  Crazy Joe : You lot live in a billboard?

  Oscar : No!

  Crazy Joe : ...And I thought I was crazy!

  [floats away on an umbrella, cackling insanely]

• Oscar : Big shark comes at me. Lxx-five, hundred feet long, with razor-sharp teeth. I say to him, "You lot coming at me like that? You come at the O like that?"

  Angie : Hey, do the musculus thing! The muscle thing!

  Oscar : Oh, right. And then I say, "You lot run into this guy?"

  [points at correct bicep]

  Oscar : "Well, he has a brother who lives right over here."

  [points at left bicep]

  Oscar : "And I call back it's fourth dimension for a little..."

  Oscar , Angie : Family reunion!

• Oscar : Well, for your information, I am the Sharkslayer. That's what they're callin' me.

  Lenny : Wait a minute. You mean when the...

  Oscar : Uh-huh.

  Lenny : And then you...

  [gasps]

  Lenny : Oh, you lot're a liar!

• Lenny : SHHH! He could however be out at that place!

  Oscar : Who?

  Lenny : The Shark Slayer...

  [Oscar laughs]

  Oscar : At that place's no Shark Slayer.

  Lenny : Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, yes in that location is!

  Oscar : Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, no there is NOT! Trust me on this one!

  Oscar : Get a grip, human! This is no fourth dimension to act crazy!

  Oscar : You're the ane interim crazy, crazy!

• Sykes : At present I have to pay Don Lino protection, and so everything you owe me, you owe him!

  Oscar : How practise you figure that?

  Sykes : Uncomplicated - the food chain!

  [Pulls out chart]

  Sykes : On top there's Don Lino, there's me, in that location's regular fish...

  Oscar : And that's me!

  Sykes : No. There'southward plankton, there'south single-celled amoebas...

  Oscar : And and so me!

  Sykes : I'm getting there, I'grand getting there... There's coral, in that location's rocks, there'due south whale poop, and and then in that location's you lot.

  Oscar : That's messed up.

• Oscar : I am the Panama Culvert, babe! From now one, everything flows through me!

  [he picks up a fork and places information technology between the eyes of the hammerhead shark Giuseppe]

  Giuseppe : What'd he do? What'd he do? I can't encounter it!

• [Oscar has just prised his way out of a shark'southward jaw and is striking a manly pose for the crowds]

  Oscar : Are you lot not entertained?

  [the oversupply thanks]

  Oscar : Y'all can't handle the truth!

  [the crowd cheers]

  Oscar : You had me at hullo!

  [the crowd thanks; Angie especially raises an eyebrow]

• Oscar : I'm a nobody - I want some of that!

  Angie : [mischievously] Mrs. Sanchez?

  Oscar : What? Ewww, no!

• Oscar : Whatever shark that comes around in Oscar town is going down! I become poetic! In the rut I get poetic!

• Oscar : Now which one of y'all sardines called this here meeting?

  Don Lino : That would be me.

  [slams the door, making Sykes, Oscar and Lenny cringe a picayune]

  Don Lino : So, this is the Shark Slayer. I've been looking forward to meeting you lot. I feel like nosotros're practically family, you know? Funny, ain't it? I brought my sons into the globe, full of love and care. And and so y'all took them out. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the Don, the dominate of the Swell White Sharks!

  Luca : Hey dominate, I saved you a seat!

• Oscar : All right, I totally betrayed y'all, but before we work this out I got a small-scale thing to accept intendance of...

  Angie : Oh, aye? What'due south that?

  Oscar : SHARKS... ARE COMING... TO Get ME!

  Angie : And they should! What did you await? Yous just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would exist fine and dandy for the residue of your life?

  Oscar : Uh... yes. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...

  Lenny : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What'due south with the "we"? I don't want whatsoever role of this?

  Oscar : Hey, too late now, Veggie Boy, they'll be looking for you too!

  Lenny : Point taken. What's the programme?

• Oscar : Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

• Oscar : You dig, dawg?

  Lenny : Dig dawg... , dawg dig, dig dawg, aye, yo diggy dog!

• Oscar : I'm not really a shark slayer... I lied.

  Crazy Joe : [remorseful] And I'one thousand not a financial advisor!

• Oscar : [answering the phone] Hello, who's this?

  Luca : Hello, this is Luca the Octopu... never mind. Just listen up and follow these instructions, to the letter like. File cabinet, lesser drawer, at that place's a package...

  [Oscar opens the packet to find the necklace he gave Angie...]

  Luca : That'due south right, tough guy. We got your girl. Now there's gonna exist a sit-downward - exist there if you don't wanna meet her sleeping with the fishes...

  [thinks this argument over]

  Luca : ...the DEAD ones! Now nod your head if you empathize.

  [Oscar nods his caput]

  Luca : Now tell me if you nodded your caput.

  Oscar : I nodded.

  [Luca hangs upwards]

• Oscar : And you tell Don LAME-o that I don't never, ever, ever, always, never ever desire to see another shark in this reef again! Ever! Remember this name: Oscar the Sharkslayer!

• Angie : [near Lenny] What were y'all THINKING, bringing him here?

  Oscar : Well... I'k still working out the kinks...

  Angie : Kinks? Y'all LIED! Everybody thinks yous "slayed the shark!"

  Oscar : Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong?

  Oscar : How could y'all lie to me, Oscar? ME?

  Oscar : Don't take information technology personal, Angie! Come up on, I lied to EVERYBODY!

• Don Lino : [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that y'all? You lot're alive? I thought I'd lost y'all... What're you wearing, huh? What is that?

  [Lenny heaves a resigned sigh and sheds his disguise. The other sharks gape at him]

  Luca : Hey, dominate, it's Lenny - he was wearing a disguise then nosotros wouldn't recognise him, just he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognise him!

  Lenny : Hi, Pop...

  Don Lino : Are y'all kidding me? Are you lot kidding me? Are you out of your MIND? Do you accept whatsoever thought how this looks?

  Giuseppe : This is the best sit down-down I've ever been to!

  Don Lino : What're y'all doing with this guy? He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!

  Lenny : But Popular, simply listen...

  Don Lino : Merely nothing, you never accept sides against the family, ever!

  Oscar : Don, Lino, sir, listen, information technology'southward not his mistake - this is between you and me!

  Don Lino : What did I always do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and y'all turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'one thousand going to get you lot!

  [He goes for Oscar]

• Oscar : What is with y'all living in a love gunkhole? You're supposed to be the MOB, get yourselves a decent hideout!

• [staging a mock fight]

  Oscar : Listen to them, Lenny! They love us!

  Lenny : They love You lot, they detest me!

• Oscar : Yo that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it'due south all gear up, we good to get, we had the money. And he trips underwater. Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the fashion, on what?

• Oscar : [clears throat] It was an anchor that killed Frankie. I didn't have anything to practice with it and neither did Lenny.

  Don Lino : Well and so if... that was true, and so why did you run away?

  Lenny : Because you e'er wanted me to be similar Frankie. I'll never exist the shark you want me to be.

  Oscar : What is your problem? Then your son likes kelp. And then his all-time friend's a fish. So he likes to dress similar a dolphin, then what? Everybody loves him just the way he is. Why can't y'all?

• Ernie : Oscar!

  Bernie : Did you kill that shark?

  Oscar : Yep, Aye. Exactly how it looked; that'southward how it is.

• Oscar : He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the manner, on what?

• Oscar : [riding Lenny] Yippee-ki-yay...!

• Oscar : Sometimes I simply be coughing for nothin'!

• Katie Electric current : Oscar, are yous going to continue working at the wash?

  Oscar : Please, I barely work here now.

• Oscar : Sykes! My brother from some other female parent!

• Oscar : AHHH! Okay, everybody become home to your loved ones - spend the last few hours that you take with each other!

  [Anybody stares at him]

  Oscar : Oh, I hateful... that's the way it used to exist. Nosotros'd be scrambling around and stuff. Only that was before Oscar came to town!

• Angie : You're going style too far, Oscar!

  Lenny : Actually, he hasn't gone far enough...

  Oscar : Exactly!... what?

• Oscar : Sykes, the deal is off! That shark I killed was Don Lino's SON!

  Sykes : I know! Ain't that great?

  Oscar : Not if he finds out!

• Oscar : My dad was the greatest... but nobody loves a nobody.

• Oscar : My human being, Sykes... Has just, begged me... Not to murderlize you all upwards in here, all right? Now I might listen to him... But so again I might not!

• Oscar : [realizing he loves Angie more Lola] You know, I don't call up this is gonna work out.

  Lola : Wait. Are yous dumping me?

  [Oscar nods yes]

  Lola : [glares lividly] Let me explain something to you!

• Angie : To me, you were a somebody, Oscar. Now you're nil just a fake. A sham. A con. You lot're a joke.

  [Oscar is securely crushed and saddened by her words]

  Oscar : Angie...

  Angie : [on a verge of tears] No, forget it! Just go! 'Cause I'1000 tired of hearing how everything yous had in your life wasn't good enough... including me.

• Angie : [subsequently Oscar admits he'southward non a Sharkslayer] Oscar?

  Oscar : Angie? Oh, Angie. I wish I knew now what I knew then. I hateful... I wish you knew... what I knew... before this...

  Crazy Joe : Yous're blowin' information technology, human!

  Oscar : Mind your business, aight? It'south emotional... and it's pressure!

  [turns dorsum to Angie]

  Oscar : What I'm sayin' is... I didn't need the Top of the Reef. Everything I ever wanted... was right in front end of me the whole time.

  Angie : But what about being a somebody?

  Oscar : I'm a nobody without y'all.

  [Angie smiles. Crazy Joe pulls out his puppets making kissing noises]

  Oscar : Not helping!

  [chuckles]

  Angie : Oh. Come here, you big dumb, dummy head!

  [kisses Oscar]

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